There are lessons in randomness. It's our journey!: English Movies You Should Never Translate in Filipino

English Movies You Should Never Translate in Filipino

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Blackhawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyyy... Aminin!
Love, Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig
Million Dollar Baby - 50 Milyong Pisong Sanggol (depending on the exchange rate)
The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
Mary Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok
Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere
The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Karteri Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
Sum of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
Swordfish - Talakitok
Pretty Woman - Ganda Ng Lola Mo
Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat
Four Weddings and a Funeral - Kahit Apat na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
Click - Isang Pindot Ka Lang
Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala Bumigay sa Bundok
The Day of the Dead - Ayaw Tumayo (ng mga Patay)
Waterworld - Basang-basa
There's Something About Mary - Mga Kwan sa Ano ni Maria
Employee of the Month - And Sipsip
Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
The Grudge - Lintik Lang ang Walang Ganti
Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena
Never Benn Kissed - Pangit Kasi
Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round, Tulog
The Fast and the Furious - Ang Bitin, Galit
Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
Dude, Where's My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?
The Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Niya
The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero

What my name means

You Are Gracious and Amicable

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

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